awakehappy

the state of being so full of joy and happiness that you cant fall asleep even if you are dead tired like happy on caffine
the total happness zombie

i fell so in love with (insert name) i was awakehappy all night
caffeine and candy has kept us awakehappy for the whole day

i am so awakehappy right now god bless energy drinks

by adam lohr December 29, 2007

Awakened the beast

A term used after you finally get laid after a long dry spell and now you want endless amount of D or V.

I finally hooked up with that tinder dude last night. He awakened the beast”

by ChristianMingleCEO May 9, 2020

AwakenedSTB

Awakened STB wasn't born, he just chose to exist. He doesn't wear watch, he decides what time it is. He doesn't walk, the earth moves underneath him.

Guy 1: hey did you know 'bout AwakenedSTB ??
Guy 2: who wouldn't? he's the type of guy who can figure out how to pause a online game
Guy 1: Amusing, he raised his parents very well

by The Awakened STB April 29, 2022

penial awakening

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.

"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."

by The Orchid Boyz February 3, 2018

Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks

Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.

by Talbor August 9, 2020

stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks

Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

Who is awake now?

this is to be said when it is midnight into a group chat. this helps to attract attention and make people start texting. this annoys some people asking us people to shut up. Use the word uno nay thee or sdrawkcab kaeps or any other word that can flip the damned friggin universe upside down to shut them up.

You: Who is awake now?
Annoying guy: Shut your ass up!
Everyone: starts flooding a spamming the chat with messages

by King D with double R May 18, 2020