asstitude

An asstitude is used to describe someone who has the attitude of an asshole.

Heather has such an asstitude.

by pseudonym, aha April 18, 2009

asspig

n: One who gives up sex easily via the anal-sphinchter

Look at that fag backing-up on every man in this joint! He is such an 'asspig'!

by Groinker March 15, 2008

asstit

An asstit, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack.

Omg! I have an asstit growing inside my butthole!

by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

assnitz

an individual which spouts unnecessary chatter from their mouth that is better suited for their rectum

Jason needes to stop talking. He's really becoming an assnitz.

by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 18, 2005

auspito

n, pl. -tos
Burrito as typed out on cellphones that use T9 or iTAP for text entry.

I just got the Auspito text. Everyone is going to get burritos.

by SofaKingChicago November 2, 2006

Assping

It's when somebody gets horny in their ass.

1.) "That Danny guy is so hot, he gave me an assping."
2.) "Steven got an assping so he's in the basement with his finger in his bum."

by wastedbrains December 6, 2010

Asspick

What a toothpick does for the teeth an asspick does for the ass. In case if you didn't get it, an asspick is a penis.

Slut 1: Uhh, I just got asspicked
Slut 2: Well I guess you ate rough things today...

by Sevhakop May 1, 2008