Blaster Ass

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.

Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

bastard ass shithead

Anyone named John

Hey did you meet that bastard ass shithead.

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022

Ass holin' bastard

An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.

This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.

Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.

They also always remain a bastard.

"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"

"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."

by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017

bastard-ass

Someone who is completey oblivious to their actions, unaware of reactions and such.

Thanks for takin' a leak on that chicks sofa, you bastard-ass.

by daveydeadite May 17, 2005

blasted ass

farting

who blasted ass in here?

by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

Blasting Ass

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#1
Someone playing loud music so no one else around can hear each other
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#2
Loud music in general.
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EXAMPLE: 1
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*Walking Past Loud Music*
Dave: Don't you think the music is too loud?
Jonny: What did you say?!
*Walk Away From The Music*
Dave: they're really Blasting Ass
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EXAMPLE: 2
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Robert: Did you get any sleep last night?
Danny: Sadly no.
Robert: How come?
Danny: Well my neighbor were Blasting Ass all night.
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by Davy Crockett June 5, 2017

blasted ass

to release a foul smell from ones anus.

Roll down the window i just blasted ass!

by bigskilet December 16, 2008