ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass

by Gius? November 04, 2024

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 02, 2024

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas

MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!

by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020

ass-monkey

a monkey with an ass

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb

by Stinky Cheeks April 03, 2021

ass monkey

i want to break up with you.

you ass monkey

by johnny dame February 03, 2022