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As rough as a cat's tongue 

To feel unwell following an overindulgence of alcohol.
I feel as rough as a cat's tongue!

Twos (as in 2's) 

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!
We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!
Twos (as in 2's) by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011

As Hard As An Abo's feet

This term originates from abo's feet being able to walk on harder and more extreme land scapes, but is usually used in a comedic way.
Person 1: "His iPod was so loud!"
Person 2: "Must of had ears As Hard As An Abo's Feet"
Person 1: "lolz"

How's Chrim'as 

(during the three months before Christmas)
Its like "How are you?" or "Whats going on?"
Jeffy: "Hey there you skeezy, whitebread, oyster-fucking, mother fucker.How's Chrim'as ?"

Octavias: "I will be doing just fine once larry gets his gat so we can go rob them gooks round the way."
How's Chrim'as by szroxvahs December 21, 2006

It's okay as long as you gay 

When sb is doing some gay shit, but he is actually gay so he is allowed to do it.
Guy1: ey dave sucked a dick yesterday

Guy2: but I heard he is gay
Guy1: oh okay it's okay as long as you gay I guess

tight as a crab's ass 

Phrase used among people who work within small spaces of time such as audio/video editors
Wow, Dude! That was tight as a crab's ass!