Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis

My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved

by schmebalydook August 12, 2019

Uncle Arctic

A.k.a. North Pole.

Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive

dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal

by Vladboy11 January 17, 2012

Arctic Wristie

To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties

There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night

by Wristieman February 16, 2010

arctic cat

The best snowmobile that you will ever find. It has a very reliable engine and is the sled that is the least likely to break down.

I have been riding an arctic cat all my life and i have never ever had any trouble at all with them. Trust me when i say that arctic cat is the best out there.

by catfanatic May 16, 2009

Arctic Dock

When you Wet Dock with your friend in sub zero (Celsius) temperatures, subsequently the urine freezes, creating a bridge between you and your friend. Follow it up with a high-five.

Luc and I were up snowboarding, it was -25, he had to pee so he dropped his pants, and as we were wet docking, his pee froze making an arctic dock.

by Scott Adams69 December 24, 2008

arctic mole

When a person or group of people ejaculate onto a blind persons face, without them realising. it is used as form of amusement.

works particularly well if the arctic mole target looks like or resembles a mole

LAD: Hey did you seen when simpkins pulled an arctic mole on old mr jones?

GUY: Yeh, i wish i had filmed it.

by the arctic mole December 15, 2009