apple

healthy phat ass

i'd like to take a bite out dat apple

by BumStatusYo December 19, 2018

apple

why the actual hell would you look up the definition of an apple you sir, you are retarded

oh god i ate an apple at 1:54 today how frickin cool

by thatskindagay November 28, 2019

apple

(n) a solid fruit, usually containing seeds and a stem, surrounded by a skin.
(v) to throw such a fruit into someone's face, causing them pain/humiliation.

1. I love apples.
2. Geez why'd you apple me??

by randolf+slayer April 11, 2009

apple

to throw your top on stage at a concert/gig, and then the singer pick up the top or make some kind of signal that he has enjoyed this gesture; this is to 'pull an apple'

Harry: Woah! I'm gonna throw my shirt at ricky wilson!
Harry: *removes top and thrusts at stage*
Jase: Dude! you pulled an apple
Harry: Yeah! apple created that
Jase: Go apple!
*Harry and Jase dance*

by harryyy November 26, 2005

apple

a clean way to call someone an asshole

omg your such an apple.

"i can't believe i dated him he is such an apple.

by ki'yo* May 19, 2009

apple

sex

Want an apple?
Lets go eat an apple together!
You make me horny, I feel like eating an apple.

by deserted island February 23, 2009

apple

a juicy fruit made by Albert fucking Einstein.

I wanna shove a apple up your ass.

by timmy the fat nigger February 09, 2022