shit and surf

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.

guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

Shit and potatoes

An ethnic slur describing one who is of both Irish and South Asian descent.

Yalid Khasin is a dirty shit and potatoes.

by Herckouskous December 5, 2003

shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.

OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??

by MiR.D February 18, 2010

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!

by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011

Shit and go

The act of shitting in another persons toilet without having the courtesy to flush.

Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"

Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"

Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"

by lovelyline July 27, 2014

Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019