Aqua Daddy

Putting your legs through the armholes of a PFD(life jacket or ski vest) and lounging in the water. As a bonus you can wear another PFD normally for added floatation. For people too lazy to tread water.

Whew, its hot, lets grab some PFD's and Aqua Daddy!

by MADOM September 9, 2010

aqua-tashed

a woman sticks her fingers up her fanny(AQUArium) or smears across and wipes their fingers on someone else's TASH (musTASH) area, the smell doesnt go away for hours... trust me.

"erin got so drunk that she did aqua-tashed jack and neal"

by Daisy stapo June 26, 2022

aqua surprise

The act of farting into a water bottle, closing and offering a drink to an unsuspecting victim

The rookie was given an aqua surprise to tame his dubious mouth

by CAopey October 6, 2010

Aqua doof

taking a dump in a river or ocean

"i had no toilet paper so i went to the river and took the biggest aqua doof ever."

by mr.marsh October 30, 2008

Aqua Snap

The art of defecating in a body of water, such as the ocean, a pool, a spa, etc. Sneaky tactics are often required, especially in highly populated areas.

See also "Launching the Sub"

I was busting for a nard, so I dived down for an Aqua Snap.

by abp January 16, 2008

Aqua Avenger

A shit so bad and so potent that it leaves the water brown after you flush

Dude mike left a huge aqua avenger in the toilet

by GrandpaMafia May 1, 2017

aqua turd

A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.

Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.

by Jim Deal July 20, 2005