praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

by PeeBee February 18, 2004

Alternate Google

Many versions of www.google.com.

poogle, kizoogle, and froogle are all Alternate Googles.

by flclimax1 November 24, 2007

Alternate BH-ing

Boob harassment. The act of intently observing a pair of boobs. It's BH-ing, but with boobs instead of ass.

A bitch is walking down the hall, better do some alternate BH-ing.

by The BH-ing Club April 25, 2013

alternating current

Electricity. to reverse direction or sign periodically.

Day and night are like alternating currents.

by Kay Smith February 3, 2015

alter098

A tiktok user going by alter098. All his posts are undoubtedly comically hilarious, relatable and cool. His an iconically amazing person with a refreshing POV and down-to earth attitude. He easily makes anyone's day 10x better. He’s a huge goat.

Person A: alter098 was on my FYP again today!

Person B: Same! His so fucking funny, he always manages to make me laugh!

Person A: I know right! I'm so proud to be mutuals with him...!

Person B: No way! I heard he rarely accept mutual requests!! You’re so lucky!!!

by Special Culte! March 13, 2022

alter

german 4 "dude",
slang apellation

ick muss dir wat erzäln, alter!
(gotta tell ya sumthin, dude!)

by theRo December 28, 2005

alterkaker

Yiddish: literally "old shit". English equivalent of old geezer, old fart, old fuck, old fucker ...

The feminine is "altekake"

Oy veh! I can't believe they let the alterkaker drive. He's half blind.

The altekake has to gossip about everything.

by hitek vagabond March 31, 2009