Alan 

A small dick weasel with a Star tattoo thinking he’s some rapper

Look at that douche he is such an Alan

Alan by Dareboydan1 May 13, 2022

Alan 

that forking dumbo who can't learn to shut up. He's a dirtyminded dumbass .

Alan tried eating his mother's come one time.

Alan by 3qn November 1, 2022

alan 

alan is a memer that loves to play roblox. he also watches roblox porn. he directs a roblox porn. when you find a wild alan keep him because you will never get another one. alan is also very interisting to talk to&says the randomest stuff. alan is also vv good at soccer.

oh snap ,, its alan!

alan by immajhit April 19, 2019

Alan 

A cute ass man with massive muscles

There goes alan hide your girl

Alan by GlizzyOnYt October 20, 2019

Alan 

usually a drug dealing mexican

Man: hey look, there’s Alan! He probably has some loud with him

Alan by robby allen May 12, 2018

Alan 

He's a very chill guy, he's nice to be around with and will act like a fool at times. He's very smooth with the ladies but when one has caught his eye he'll take interest in her. He's loyal, funny, and he's great at what he does period and he likes to play around a lot and at times can be very very goofy and just plain stupid.

"Well dang Alan nice so see you around man!!"

"Hey, there goes Alan!"

Alan by Qwerty2001 March 13, 2017

Alan 

A dear chap at college was always running late, always slightly unkempt, never had a pen and almost always had some toothpaste running down from the corner of his mouth. The white run of toothpaste down his face became known as an alan

urr excuse me mate, you've got a right alan down your face, you'd better wipe that!!

Alan by DC4xl October 27, 2020