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asshole airing

1. The act of a peeved attorney venting about how another attorney is an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, son-of-a-bitch, or all of the above. Typically an overprivileged Ivy Leaguer whose parents paid for their 160K+ law school expenses when they couldn't decide what to do with their overpriced and overrated poli. sci. major. Most of the time, said attorney him/herself is also an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, or a son-of-a-bitch, but does not realize it. Said attorney is often the butt of many jokes and is frequently blocked from Facebook profiles.

2. Any enraged individual venting about something shitty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. Typically an overprivileged, whiny little bitch with no respect for humanity.
1. Most of these lawyers take an editorial stance that is nothing more than an asshole airing.

2. Steve felt he was justified in chewing out the "ethnic" concierge at the Hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his J. Crew navy blazer and his BR khakis sent for dry cleaning. Little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. Steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his asshole. Get off your high horse, Steve, and stop mooching off your parents!
by SCROTUS BRIEF January 13, 2010
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adding injury to insult

This is a distortion of an old expression: "adding insult to injury". The original meaning was that it's bad enough to be physically injured by someone, without receiving a verbal insult from the assailant as well.
"As if getting my parked car hit by a truck wasn't bad enough, the car being towed away by the parking police was just adding injury to insult."
by architectpaul September 14, 2016
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airing

The act of crouching over a toilet in a semi-standing position while in a public bath, taking a shit, as to not get any AIDS or other germs from the toilet seat
"Hey Jim, cover my basket I've gotta go do some airing because, I dont trust the walmart bathrooms."

"Yo, dude I was at waffle house last nite and I had to take a massive shit, so I just aired the hell outa that stall."
by AxDk March 15, 2010
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Sn'ailing

Combination of snow and hail. It's too cold to just be hail, but too chunky to be snow
I came home and it looked like it was sn'ailing when I was gone. The grass was all covered in white but it was chunky and fluffy at the same time.
by Jardin79 November 15, 2011
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Aidin

You've been Aidin the enemy!
by Stash December 13, 2004
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anding

According to @LTMusical on Twitter, anding is like "yes, and" but a verb
goooood morning, half-bloods!

thank you for yes, anding our joke of a patreon last night. we never cease to be amazed at how committed and generous this fandom is!! we thought it would turn into a spongebob alone at the table meme, but y'all are y'all...
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