Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

absinthemindedly

doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.

*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumped off the roof!!

by absintheking June 19, 2009

piss arsing around

Conducting ones business in a less than orderly manner somewhat in the opposite of regimented. Acting the cunt.

He was completely piss arsing around like some sort of cunt.

by Jay_Guevara March 18, 2016

Absinthe

Absinthe is a distilled spirit infused with herbs including the thujone-containing Aretmesia absinthium. Many describe its effects as significantly different than alcohol alone, but the nature of thujone's effects are much disputed. It was popularized in the late 19th century and associated with the bohemian artistic movements of the time. Also known as Green Fairy, Green Goddess, La Fée Verte

Man i had one shot of absinthe last night and i can't remember a thing!

by Hindi January 4, 2006

Blue-Absinthe

This is a triple shot, done in punishment for a friend member announcing his engagement to another person. It contains 2 parts Blue Aftershock, and one part Absinthe.

Friend 1 "I'm Getting Married!"

Friend 2 "You Gotta do the Blue-Absinthe!"

Friend 1 "S**t!"

by Barry Hague April 6, 2006

absinthe

Contrary to popular beleif, absinthe is a strong alcoholic beverage that WILL NOT make you hallucinate or see faries. due to its high alcohol % it will just fuck you up and get you really drunk. most people have never had absinthe make posts on UD cuz they saw euro trip.

dude 1: "hey maaann i heard that absinthe will make you trip.."
dude 2:"thats cuz your a skeevey cunt who smokes black cock"

by Xndr August 10, 2006

aksin

another style of writing asking

for example
do you all suck?
jus aksin

by boraxin September 14, 2007