Russ Abbot

Welsh rhyming term used for saying "What's that butt?"

Meaning: "what is that mate?" , "What did you just say old bean?" , "pardon me?"

Two blokes chatting in a pub one turns to the other and mumbles something, the other does not hear him clearly, he's turns to his mate and says "Russ Abbot?"

by mrjonescjthedj November 3, 2007

Abbottism

A principle of unimpeachable moral integrity uttered by an imbecile who is fundamentally incapable of adhering to it.

"It is an absolute principle of democracy that governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and do the opposite afterwards" -- Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia 2013-

is an example of an Abbottism.

by CalmerDiscourse May 19, 2014

Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006

The Jim Abbot

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.

I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Newton Abbot

A large market town in south Devon inhabited by drunken Londoners and Chavs. The town became a shithole in the 1980s after Dr Beeching closed down the town’s railway works. Every street is full of Charity shops, Turkish barbers and takeaways. Large communist and Fascists movement has blighted the school’s.

“Hey man, is their a place more chavy than Birmingham?”

“Yeah, it’s called Newton Abbot”

by Baconflavouredcrisps December 25, 2018

Newton abbot

Apsolute shit heap full of roadmen, chavs and pedophiles but the market is nice for 5p sour lollies

Person 1 - Ew look at that chav over there!
Person 2 - oh yeah they live in Newton abbot
Person 1- not surprised.

by Pickleypucks September 15, 2020

tony abbot

Generally mistaken for a shaved ape hated by all Australians a disgusting taste of clothing aka speedo's and laughs at every thing and a massive dumbass

wow tony abbot is a budgie smuggler

by THEnerdyGUY June 20, 2014