An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.
Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".
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i pitty that johanna franco girl because she believes she's better than everyone, but in reality she's just a psychotic amazon and her front is just a cover up for her pathetic insecurities.
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When an individual misleads or lies about being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus. This individual pretends to be fully vaccinated by acting in such a manner; not wearing a mask, partaking in social events and/ or not notifying those in close proximity.
Pulling An Aaron Rodgers defined as: lying to someone or everyone of being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus.
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