Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.

"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."

by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008

Aim Assist

firmly grasping your dick with both hands when pissing to aim it.

When I piss, I never miss, because I use aim assist

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Carpenters assistant

to give someone fallatio while they operate a power tool

Patty gave joe one hell of a carpenters assistant last week

by Gootee Root October 13, 2011

Aim Assist

Aim Assist is meant for special ed children and monkeys.

those civilian sheep and there aim assist

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Assisted STI

One who helps a friend capture an STI

for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)

by webby7 May 20, 2011

assisted asphyxiation

When your banging your girlfriend doggystyle in the bathroom and choke her with one hand and and stuff your other four fingers down her throat.

After lots of sex: "I really liked that assisted asphyxiation baby."

by abomb00 September 25, 2009

Cock-Assist

The opposite of Cock-Block.
When someone does their best to get two people together

Yo, so I was sitting there with my friend...and my other friend comes up to me and dumps my girlfriend into my arms. He was such a Cock-assist

by cock-aid January 19, 2010