Don't be a Presley

very adhd cant focus but nice. expert at everything. Over 500 years of cumulative experience in all skills. Probably goth.

Don't be a Presley bro I'm working!

by Fatality420 December 30, 2022

Presley

a fine ass white girl w a phat booty and pressure asl. she says she doesn’t like anyone but we all know who she likes 🤣

at strack : holy shit look at that bitches ass . oh , that’s presley.

by presley fine den a bitch October 26, 2019

presley

presley had a big dick and knows how to use it. he makes it everyone’s legs shake. he once dated a whore who has been ran through so many woman one person cannot even keep track

that nigga presley has a massive dick and he left my legs shaking for days

by anonymous December 28, 2024

presley smith

absolute beautiful amazing person, looks good in and out of makeup. is nice and kindhearted

i wish i had presley smith

by cbass m23 February 17, 2021

Presley

The slowest car in the world, far slower then the davis

Damn that presley slow af as usual

by Ty25 January 28, 2021

Presley

A goddess that shall be worshiped by all

Oh everyone Neil it’s Presley

by Zarthgun1 October 1, 2020

Presley

A shorter person who makes good grades, has consistent jokes and always tries for those she loves. She takes no crap from anyone and supposedly is queer and/or plays in band. They love animals and usually have blue eyes with blonde hair. She has a pretty smile and a unique personality if you ever find a Presley, don't let them go.

1: Is that Presley?
2: Yeah we are good friends!

1: Ooo don't ever let her go!

by that1nonbinary February 9, 2022