Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!

Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!

by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009

Juicer Bacon Pickle Fart

what you are when you disgrace someone in front of your friends/family because they will never love you the same

He acted like a real juicer bacon pickle fart at the football games yesterday

by Satanic Prisoner April 4, 2009

Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.

My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.

by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024

Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.

Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.

by Carmengogh October 27, 2021

Juicer

A big dick

HE HAS A BIG JUICER

by BIGJUICERS3UD June 1, 2022

Big juicer

Cock with much cum inside ready to squirt out like a cannonball

Becky :” get ur big juicer out I wanna feel that rush inside my cichy
Nigel:” yes baby I’ll get it ready for u to juices it out

by Cichy club January 2, 2022

Juicer

Someone who squeezes stuff out of their friends through constant whining and passive aggressive complaining.

Dude stop being a juicer, i know you have money for taco bell, im not giving you any.

by The Real Ariana Grande December 3, 2018