Kung-Jew

Jewish Kung-Fu

Marvin and Jackie are the senseis at the local kung-jew dojo

by dickinafox November 3, 2014

Kung achoo

Performing marshall arts moves while sneezing.

Rather than coverering his moth and nose when he sneezed, he was doing some kind of Kung achoo.

by Deathesquire August 28, 2023

Shing Kung

He's the most perfect guy any girl could ever meet. He's insanely polite yet he has a fantastic sense of humor that can have you laughing for hours. He doesn't think of himself as anything special yet he's the type of guy that is a role model. Just being around him can make you feel nervous. He's nice to everyone including the people he doesn't like. He's asian, probably super hot, and has a six pack. He might not be that tall but he could still beat up anybody in a fight.

Girl 1: Shing Kung is so amazing...he's single right??
Girl 2: Well go talk to him and find out!
Girl 1: No! I don't know what I'd say!

by this is a username! July 1, 2011

Kung Flue

An ethnic slur used by insensitive people to smear Chinese with blame for the most destructive pandemic in living memory (COVID-19). "Kung Flu" and "WuFlu" imply the virus is a flue (which it is not) while mocking Chinese culture by incorporating traditional Chinese martial arts terms Kung Fu and Wushu. Meanwhile, thousands of Chinese have suffered and died from COVID-19.

"Dude, I think we need to skip the gun show this week to avoid catching that Kung Flue. Social distancing sucks, but at least we can read Reddit and Breitbart from home, and troll lots of Asians on YouTube."

by YesTruthHurts March 29, 2020

kung f00

(noun) General computing skills, used mostly in l3375p34k.

Your kung f00 is strong, but not as strong as mine.

by NeoZero March 12, 2004

kung fu

The art of extreme computer hacking. Also a derogative term to call someone's computer defenses weak. As demonstrated in the movie "the core"

"my kung fu can hack the FBI"

"your kung fu is not strong!"

by iamthefosh January 13, 2009

Kung Flu

A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".

I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.

by Captain ACAb October 26, 2020