Your Mom

insult.
can be used to answer any question and sometimes is funny, but is waaaay overused.
mostly used if unoriginal people don't know the answer to something, or have been insulted, and want to be funny.
more funny if it makes sense,

BAD
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: Your mom.

BETTER
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: So's your mom/ Your mom's a fag.
by embx September 10, 2009
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1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
by Andy dutQWEqt April 05, 2006
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A Pathetic attempt at an Insult, Usually by immature or young people.

Or, Sometimes used to be sarcastic, annoying, or otherwise.
Sometimes followed up with an "OOOH!! U JUZT GOT BURND LOLOLOL" Kind of statement.

Sometimes spelled in chatspeak like:
"UR MOM"
"UR MUM"
"UR MAMA"
Immature/Annoying Your Mom definition:
Kid: "Is there any continent larger than Asia?"
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Random Kid: BUUUUUURRRN

The "Pathetic" Definition Example:
Guy: Your such a loser.
Second Guy: Your Mom!
Guy: That comeback is stupid.
Second Guy: UR MOM!!!11!

Sarcastic Definition example:
Dude:Hey Dude what's up?
Random Dude: LOL YOUR MOM.
dude: HAHAHAHA /sarcasm
by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009
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An insult only generated by nerds who play FPS games and cant find a more valuable or more insulting reply to someone who spit an insult him (Example: Your so gay, you suck, stop camping you fucking faggot.). So he counts on the ''Emergency Reply to Insults''. Which is in general, Your Mom.

Since when mothers are implicted in video game verbal fights?
Online Guy 1: Haha, I fucking raped you this round fucking pussy!

Online Guy 2: *Can't find an insulting counter reply*

Online Guy 2: Haha, well I fucking raped your mom last night!

Online Guy 1: Dude shut the fuck up you nerd. Cant find anything better to say you dipshit.
by Finalninja447 April 19, 2010
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A diss meant for only when you:
1. Can't come up with anything better.
2. You really want to piss off your friends and family.
3. You feel like it.
"Your Mom is sooooo smexy"
Synonym-?, Antonym- Your Dad, Related word-?, Misspelling- Ur Mom, Your Mother, YO MAMA!, and ur mommy
by IMMAEATYOUFORDINNER!!!!! February 06, 2010
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What someone would say if they can't think of a retaliation.
Guy 1: "You idiot!"
Guy 2: "Your Mom"
by DeadHeadProd August 07, 2009
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The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007
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