yak

In addition to the other definitions of the word:

Noun. A smallish younger man with an insationable appetite and a fantastic metabolism. Usually has a shaved head. Always "catting around" and making shifty movements. When engaging in something suspicious, a yak pulls his shirt collar or t-shirt over his mouth just below his nose. He is usually terrible with women, and has to resort to "yakking" them up (see next definition for explanation). Mostly sarcastic in nature, yet still is the butt of most jokes.

Verb. To yak something up means to acquire, or come up on, under shady circumstances, such as women. This process is normally a lucrative event littered with smooth small talk and occurs due to prodding from fellow heathens. The sexual aftermath of being yakked up only lasts about four minutes. Yakking something up can be applied to any situation an is always executed under shady circumstances.

1. Look at that shady little yak in the corner of the bar!

2. I hope he doesn't think he's going to yak me up.

3. Glenn yakked up some sushi before going to the bbq, even though he knew he was going to eat later.
by USS Lady Red September 03, 2007
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yak

The liquid substance of methadone and vomit.
That junkie waits to for his yak everyday when Paul goes to the pharmacy
by Razor Sharp Honesty December 28, 2020
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Yak it

"Bruh you gotta try this vape, yak it."
"We were driving yesterday and I yaked it around the corner and almost curbed it"
by Don Dilbert July 30, 2018
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YAK

Y. A. K. is the acronym for "Young Athletic Killers" which the only way someone could rech such status is to also have a huge penis.
Girl 1: hey I had sex with this guy last night, I could barely take him. :(

Girl 2: Yeah he must have been a YAK!

Girl 1: Yes I cried
by UcanKallMeMrG July 12, 2010
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yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.
"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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yakked

1. To be hit very hard or smashed.
2. To be beaten horribly in a game.
1. Shit! Did you see Peyton Manning get yakked up by Marvin Harrison.
2. Wow, I can't belive Toronto FC got yakked like that in yesterday's game.
by Matt Reilly March 04, 2008
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yak yak tak

When an asshole decides to never stop talking
And he kept talking and talking and talking until all i heard was yak yak tak again and again and again!
I could've plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqed!
by HyperBeast43 May 15, 2016
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