wagglestache

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.

Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.

by William Howard Taft January 18, 2010

waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.

hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.

by emilionaire September 1, 2010

Wigglesnarf

A person who sniffs a bicycle seat after a young child has been riding on it for a while.

That old man is a wigglesnarf.

by SvenJamin August 13, 2007

eyebrow waggle

The movement of lifting your eyebrows up and down simultaneously, and quite rapidly. It is usually a gesture of sexuality. One might waggle their eyebrows after hitting on someone.

Emily: "He has a nice butt!"

Grace: "Especially a naked butt."

Both: *Eyebrow waggles of agreement.*

by raindropkisses July 31, 2010

Wugget

Something cute, and cuddly.

He said to his puppy, "Come here you fluffy little wugget."

by Keymort September 16, 2016

wagglepopper

A word used to describe the unerect male genitalia. This word is generally associated with males who often display their genitals in a humorous way i.e. making their genitals wiggle. People who have wagglepoppers are generally people with no sense of humour, or people who have a very low sex drive.

"D'ya like us wagglepopper?"
"Eh love, get a load of this wagglepopper" (wiggles wagglepopper)

by Jenny Graham September 19, 2006

Bush Waggle

A large bush in the pubic region of a female.

There was a very cute girl on the beach in her bikini, until I noticed her bush waggle hanging out the sides of her underwear!

by Dixie Erect October 29, 2009