wofte

Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.

"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"

by danmur May 28, 2006

Woaft

A stronger version of woaf. The Scottish wow.

Woaft, that was close. That nearly took your eyebrows off.

by LaffinBoy May 15, 2008

woftware

Software that stinks.

Symantec's new corporate edition endpoint woftware just wrecked my pc's resources!

by fuster_cluck July 12, 2009

Woof Weef

An adjective to describe someone that is hideous.

*Lady GaGa walked on stage with a face looking like the straight Woof Weef.*

by superawesomeamazingnguyen October 14, 2010

wooktard

A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).

Wookstophe (Wooktard Extraordinaire)

by TeamJuicyTreys April 11, 2011

woofah

anything your heart desires. (:

kaitlyn, your boobs are woofah!

by lexiekait September 5, 2011

Wooface

The face you make when you see your favorite star or someone you look up to.

Her: Is that...RYAN GOSLING?

Him: Hey girl, your wooface is showing.

by Rodney Jenkins June 27, 2012