Woof Cookie

The art of giving anal and then jaming your hog in their mouth afterwards.

Dude, last night, I gave that bitch a nice treat. Hell yeah! I gave her a Woof Cookie

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Woof

An exclamation of digust, perhaps after seeing a morbidly obese woman in tight nylon pants.

-Hey, dude, check out that chick's tattoo...
-WOOF! It looks like a tiger on a ferris wheel

Woof by MW713 May 15, 2008

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To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

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The art of miss pronouncing the word wolf by not saying the l

Madeline wants to see a woof at the zoo.

woof by woof123 October 20, 2009

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A woman's Moustach.

Why u alwayz gotta come up here wit dat woof pussy

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to lie, to joke

Woof by j man March 9, 2003

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woof by wooferest November 23, 2020

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