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Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis
"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"
by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017
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Wonky rizla

A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10
Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g
by Wanna buy a 20 deck May 6, 2021
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Wonky

Hey, look Quagmire got his wonky stuck in the window again!

That Quagmire's a wonky kinda guy!
by TornCanvas1 January 13, 2009
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Wonky Tonk

1. Country songs about public policy.

A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.

There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.

There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.

The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.
He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.
by gdolezal June 15, 2011
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Wonky Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).
Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.
by hellequin23 November 12, 2009
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wonky horizon

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the wonky horizon ahead of him stopped short.
by angryhungrya April 4, 2016
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Wonky-Wooby

A word you use when you forget the real word for things.
Yeah just stick it in that.... Wonky-Wooby over there.
by Bobameji June 16, 2016
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