Wow is short for "are you serious?how dare you. I can't believe what I just witnessed. Someone kill me now please"
*A couple out on a date*
Girl:"I love this place,we should go here more often..."
Boy: *half listening* "yeah,yeah"
*Girl with a big butt walks by*
Boy: *watches her in amazement completely forgets he's out on a date with his girlfriend*
Girl: "Wow."
Boy: "what? What did I do now?"
Girl:"nothing.just wow."
Girl:"I love this place,we should go here more often..."
Boy: *half listening* "yeah,yeah"
*Girl with a big butt walks by*
Boy: *watches her in amazement completely forgets he's out on a date with his girlfriend*
Girl: "Wow."
Boy: "what? What did I do now?"
Girl:"nothing.just wow."
by JkL March 14, 2017
Get the Wowmug. 
“My mom died yesterday”
“Wow…that’s awful, sorry.”
“My mom won a million on the lottery!”
“WOW! Fuckin’ WOW!”
“My mom made us dinner.”
“Wow. Nice.”
“Wow…that’s awful, sorry.”
“My mom won a million on the lottery!”
“WOW! Fuckin’ WOW!”
“My mom made us dinner.”
“Wow. Nice.”
by Wow bruh April 18, 2021
Get the Wowmug. To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"
by JAMAL August 1, 2004
Get the Wowedmug. One of the better MMORPG games out there stereotypically cast as a blight on social interaction because of the behavior of a small minority. The reality is: the game doesn't cause problems, players do. If the average hardcore 16-year old practiced a modicum of self control and didn't neglect basic hygiene (unlike the rest of Wow players that know bathing, hanging out with friends and sleep are important), the game wouldn't get such a bad rap.
Fred: Elroy isn't coming out tonight. Must be that stupid Wow.
Jim: The problem isn't with Wow. It's with Elroy.
Jim: The problem isn't with Wow. It's with Elroy.
by SilentCrs April 5, 2007
Get the Wowmug. Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
"You're nunga nungas are out like WOWNESS!"
by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005
Get the Wownessmug. World of Warcraft. While yes, it does turn some people into obsessed losers that spend day in and day out in front of the computer; those people were douches anyway, and if Warcraft didn't do this to them, something else would. probably porn.
lol n00b I pwn you shutup n00b lolol.(Most people, WoW players or not, cringe at the sight of this sentence, it makes English speakers want to cry.)
by Ryan M. Lee December 31, 2007
Get the wowmug.