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Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down
Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..

Johnny-You Have WWS

Mary- Whats That??

Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome
by AriannaHex May 14, 2011
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fuck with the vision

It's a joke at the expense of hypebeasts that run shitty clothing lines or are soundcloud rappers. "I fuck with the vision fam lets link I'm tryna build" is satire of how they ask to collaborate with each other.
Yo fam I fuck with the vision, lets link, I'm tryna build.
by Pope innocent February 14, 2017
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Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
by ktbrister September 9, 2010
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Tango With God

The act of receiving road head while cross faded. The most difficult act on the planet, named so because it is a fight not only against your own mind, but against God himself to make it out with your body, your partner, and your car all intact.
Last night, me and my gf decided to try having a Tango with God and it almost killed us both. Best. Date. Ever.
by KenTheWebM1776 February 6, 2019
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done with your shit

When you're very fed up and angry with someone and wants end up once for all with some bad situation.
Boy: Baby, I cheated on you once again and I'm really sorry. Please forgive me, I love you.

Girl: Fuck you, you cheated on me so many times and I can't stand your disgusting behaviour anymore! I want break up because I'm done with your shit!
by myself16 June 13, 2014
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Witches kiss

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.
Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.
by Robiw April 7, 2007
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Miss me with that gay shit

When someone comes up to you, does some gay shit and you call them out.
Person of same gender: hey Cutie you’ve got a nice ass
Me: I think the fuck not, miss me with that gay shit.
by Alyssie June 10, 2018
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