wankerish

A person or behaviour possessing wanker-like tendancies.

he's been so wankerish lately.

by lmj. August 14, 2007

Pocket Wanker

The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.

Peter the Bluecoat pocket wanker loves it.

by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012

Chino Wanker

A vile human being who originally was a huge chav maybe a week ago, but then suddenly purchases a pair of chinos and possibly an optional hollister shirt which replaces the traditional adidas tracksuit, and then suddenly presumes they are an "indie kid": they're not mainstream in the slightest, and "totally unique" from everybody else. Although seeing as most chavs are adopting the chino wanker style, it is becoming pretty mainstream.

Chino wankers are commonly more annoying than actual chavs themselves; they are louder, cockier, walk even more like a dickhead, pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act even more like a twat, shout at everyone who isn't also a chino wanker like them, and are just a general threat to rest of the human population.

''Mad Dez'': "Alright der mikey lad, lovin dem chino's got pair from topman the other day like, der well comfy arent de!"

Mikey: "yeah, yeah, proper nice yano feel like a new person yano,"

*The group see a person who is wearing a bandshirt that is fairly mainstream and isn't beige*

"mad dez": "EY YOU FUCKIN GIMP AHAHAHAH LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKIN MOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Socially acceptable person: "Fuck off you chino wanker, go and crawl back to your chav slum"

"Mad Dez": "Wa"

by LKilby August 28, 2011

Wicked Bible

In 1631, a printers thing in London accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...

" 'Thou shalt commit adultery.' That's wicked man!...Literally..."

"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."

by Dwergi December 31, 2005

willy wanker

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.

He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.

by Worthleast January 5, 2009

Cry-Wanker

Cry-Wanker: A man who has befriended a large number of attractive women, yet is simply unable to seduce any of them (which in turn causes him to cry whilst masturbating).

Also know as 'a-shoulder-to-cry-on', Cry-Wankers masquerade as 'nice-guys' in order to obtain a female's trust. As a result, Cry-Wankers are perceived to be non-threatening and are allowed close proximity to their 'friends', enabling them to warn said friends of other, more competent males.

Cry-Wankers are often coy and deceptive individuals, who lack the confidence to approach women in an ordinary manor. Due to this, they begrudgingly build long-standing friendship with women, in the hope that their targets will one day view them in a sexual nature. Thus, the Cry-Wanker able to masturbate normally, with a smile upon his face.

Cry-Wanker: It should have been meeeeeeeeee.

by Scouse-Truth November 14, 2011

wankee

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.

If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.

by pinkcoconut June 11, 2006