Bug Against a Windshield

When you’re going down on a female and right before she climaxes you sneeze, and snot lands on her vagina.

Bro, I was going down on my girl last night when all of sudden I sneezed and snot went all over her box. Like a bug against a windshield.

by White Cosmic May 16, 2022

wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.

“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”

by prep girl five June 5, 2023

Windshielding

When recieving a blowjob from someone with glasses, you pull out and cum on their glasses.

I was getting great head from this girl with some sexy glasses on and I knew I was going to be windshielding her all night.

by Donjavaman August 6, 2011

Frosted Winshield

A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!

Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!

by N.B.C December 24, 2008

cincinnati wind shield

Placing saran wrap over said face and taking a shit on it so it is able to be viewed.

I had extra saran wrap laying around so I gave my gf the Cincinnati wind shield.

by sick fuck 69 March 26, 2010

warren county windsheild wiper

when you are titty fucking a woman and you ejactulate on her face and wipe it back and forth multiple times.

"i was tit fucking this bitch and she told me to stop so i gave her a warren county windsheild wiper"

by jack meahoff November 19, 2007

windsheild wiper

when your titty fucking a girl backwards so that your balls slide across her face back and forth

last night my friend Anthony gave Monica lee a raw windsheild wiper

by Nasty nate May 13, 2005