Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016

Window of negligence

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

window seat

The window seat is the best seat you can get on an airliner.
From the window seat, you get to see plenty of cool things. Such as watching your plane take off and land, seeing the wing flutter and bend, seeing the contrail coming out of the engines when you reach altitude etc.
And don't forget about the awesome view you get of the world around you.

Last summer I flew on a trip to Florida. And I was lucky and got a window seat. It was cool looking outside as the plane went from point A to point B.

by airplane luver August 30, 2008

Window Pain

Pain that comes from watching a loved one leave through the window

X: I lied to her again, now I have to watch her leave through the window

Y: Guess that's why they call it window pain..

by IamBeowolf January 9, 2011

Window Blast

When one sticks their head out of the window of a moving vehicle and vomits. The end result of the vomit covering the window behind the person who vomited.

John stuck his head out and totally window blasted my car on the way home

by ECri14 April 22, 2011

Window Pain

Pain that comes from putting yourself in somebody else's shoes (windowing or looking through a mirror)

I automatically window pain when my mom suffers.

by IMJean May 30, 2019

window love

a term for pounding fists, especially if done thru a window. Window love can also be given across distances by performing the motion towards each other. It is usually done as a greeting, goodbye, celebration, or an act of solidarity. \
Taken from the jail visit scenes in the movie "Half Baked", where they give each other window love thru the glass pane that seperates prisoners from their visitors.

"Damn, you cheesecaked that shit. I need some window love on that one."
*pound fists*

by the Pro Sto November 13, 2007