Wifey Syndrome

When you really want a girlfriend.

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"

by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

willy waggledagger

another word for william shakespeare. william=willy shake=waggle speare=dagger. another one like this is bill rattlesword.

"u read macbeth? its by that willy waggledagger"

by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007

Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

Limp Willy

When a man is self-pleasuring but they are completely flaccid.

I might limp willy later tonight.

He doesn't get hard so he just limp willys.

by antiari January 6, 2014

Willy Shakes

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

by Cris October 7, 2005

slick willy

Nickname for U.S. President Bill Clinton
earned for his ability to equivocate with words, make deals, and commit acts
which led to controversy, eventual impeachment proceedings against him.

That slick willy sure could talk his way
out of a mess.

by T.D. January 20, 2003

willy joe

Willy Joe is a resident of Benton Harbor Michigan. He's known for his colorful tight fitting clothes and mad dance skills.

I saw Willy Joe dancin in the street wearing a wrestling sling.

by hairgodess November 25, 2014