Whopping Johnny

A crazy, veiny, thick, long, throbbing, out of control erection. The Godzilla of all boners. Saying "Code Whopping Johnny" can also be a discreet way of teleing someone you have a boner, so others don't hear.

Guy1: Hey dude, come with me to go sharpen my pencil
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.

by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011

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Walmart Whoopin'

Is when you snatch up your child in a public place.After witch phrases such as "you get ten more when you get home!" may be used. This form of punishment is usually delivered when a child is screaming,crying or does not get their way.

Last week at the grocery store some kid was screaming and like a flash of white trash lightning the mom snatched up the kid and delivered swift justice with a Walmart Whoopin'. She then said why are you crying?" I'll give you something to cry about!" then delivered another Walmart Whoopin'.

by Panther21 September 21, 2014

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Money Whoopin

When you beat the shit out of someone with a bunch of money clenched in each hand.

“Did you see tey beat up tre last night?”

“Ya man he was Money Whoopin that hoe”

by Marietta Fight Night October 16, 2018

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Whopping

A large size or spanking.

-Imma gonna give you a whopping.
-A whopping group of people.

by Immianna September 9, 2018

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Whomping

Inhaling compressed air, dust-off, or keyboard cleaner.
Root word "Whomp" refers to the buzzing effect that you experience as a rusult of huffing, or inhaling

"Dude shes whomping so hard"

by orangefreak0514 July 6, 2007

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