white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013

white nose syndrome

White-nose syndrome (WNS) is a disease that affects hibernating bats and is caused by an invasive, cold-loving fungus (Pseudogymnoascus destructans). The fungus grows on bats' skin, disturbing their hibernation and resulting in dehydration, starvation and often death.

Millions of bats died from White Nose Syndrome.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023

White Boy Syndrome

When white boys idolize the token white guy in predominantly black subcultures and scenes, especially hip hop and basketball.

Dude, Larry Bird is not the best player of all time— I think you got White Boy Syndrome!

by theonlykfc April 28, 2023

the white castle syndrome

When you’re drunk or High (or both) and you go to White Castle at 2-4 in the morning that is when white castle taste the best and can cure any ailments related to alcohol or drugs.

“ hey let go to white castle after bar hopping, get the white castle syndrome going”

by mini_baby_butterflies June 8, 2024

Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

White Syndrome

When you leave your country of origin for a white country and when you return you get stomach problems because you're used to bland food

Damn bro my stomach I think I got the White Syndrome after that street food

by spicepumpkinlatte July 11, 2025

White Colonizer Syndrome

Men or women who end up dating white people (mostly or almost exclusively) due to reasons including, but not limited to: conscious/subconscious social gain, self-hate for one’s culture, thinking that dating from one’s culture/ethnicity is like dating their sibling, etc. Is the equivalent of colonization at the level of romantic interest.

Jessica/James could never date within their culture/ethnicity - they have major white colonizer syndrome!

by raisin516 August 31, 2025