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Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.
Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p
by Unintended November 27, 2012
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whiner

Someone who won't stop complaining about everybody else, but yet gets mad when they hear other people complain. They usually pay more attention how other people make them feel than to what they are actually saying.
That girl really hurt my feelings. She made me feel like I'm stupid. And on top of that she always whines.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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winterlings

The cold-weather trio of hat, scarf, and gloves.
Better grab your winterlings! It's cold out there!
by YakHerder January 9, 2011
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Winterlude

A winter festival in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. It includes skating, snow slides, ice sculpting competitions and just generally frolicking in Canada's wintery goodness.
We went down to Winterlude and went skating, it was nice.
by reallyreallyawesome96 February 23, 2011
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Winter Classic

A sexual position incorporating an ice hockey net.
When we got done she asked what that was, I said the Winter Classic
The net is off its moorings, the Winter Classic is underway.
Puck sluts love the Winter Classic
If the crease has a stain, it's the Winter Classic to blame.
Did you hear about the zamboni driver and his wife last night? Did the Winter Classic so long it went into overtime.
by DonCherryPopper January 1, 2015
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WinterBreads

an epic gamer who has a tendancy of bullying weebs.
WinterBreads: Hey weeb, your waifu is trash!
Me: Noooo!
by DegenerateOtaku August 18, 2019
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winter skill issue

Winter skill issue is the phenomenon in which a person's performance in a video game is significantly worse during winter and its surrounding months, or even just cold weather in general. The causes for winter skill issue could be anything from cold hands making it more difficult to aim in a shooter game or just general discomfort in cold weather translating to worse performance.

Derived from winter + skill issue.
I dropped to Bronze 2 in VALORANT today because of winter skill issue.

I used to be #375 in OCE in April, but now I am #562 and it's July. Bloody winter skill issue.
by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast June 21, 2023
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