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Whale

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way
by Kanepg April 4, 2022
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Whale

Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.
Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
by Zubeia May 4, 2022
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Whale

You.
Guy 1: What am i?
Guy 2: a Whale.
by Scandinavian Viking July 26, 2022
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Whale

Noun

Plural, whales

1. A very large marine mammal.

2. A human of incredible size, especially a fat woman with a bad attitude.

3. An individual who has tremendous wealth and likes to flaunt it, especially in casinos, nightclubs, strip clubs, and high-end clothing outlets. Often used as a term of endearment. A loving/affectionate term used only for wealthy people you truly care about.

Verb (1)

Intransitive verb

Whaled; whaling

1. To engage in whale fishing.

2. To pursue fat women after 2:00 AM in an act of drunken, horny desperation.

3. To blast off like all the crypto scammers and YouTubers on Hustler Casino Live. Example: straddle the button to $25K.

Verb (2)

Transitive verb

1. Lash, thrash, hit, defeat soundly.

See also: whale off, whalelike, whale-ish, whale shit, whale estate, whale car/clothes/house/cats, whalin' out
"Only a true whale says FIJI water isn't good enough."

"Did you whale off at the Gucci store, bro?"

"I heard you were whalin' out at the Rhino last night, bruh."
by Whale_Potential November 5, 2022
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Whale

your mother is a whale
by Cumgis Khan December 3, 2022
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Whale

An useless clump of meat you cant eat in the ocean. Your thermometer is smarter than it.
Arti is such a whale.
You are such a whale
by MrIcantsleep March 11, 2023
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A family from Arizona where the no it all wife drinks a strawberry daquari wit whip cream spilling it on herself making her look like a whale. She didnt apprectiate any thing till her son misteriously and naturally dies of a fetenayl Over Dose.
The whale no it all cut my hair explaining that her son got arrested get ready fir this stealing guns from a cop car. Laugh the fuck out lod. Now he dead from drugs. Giv me a fing break. We are sick of the lies.
by Real truth. June 13, 2023
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