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western sydney lad

Found hanging around train stations at 7:30 (waaay past their bedtime) on a saturday/friday night, just waiting to go and 'bash dos try hard lads up'
They are usually found in the western suburbs of Sydney (penrith, blue mountains, rooty hill, blacktown, mt druitt ect) wearing striped shirts with their collars up, canturbury/adidas/nike ect track pants or footy shorts, white caps (also polo/sports brands), nike TNs or any other type of sport branded clothes.
They are seen hanging around on street corners or train stations in big circles acting all 'hard'. (they're really not)
Also hanging around with Lasses (female equivalent of a lad).

They usually talk about things being "eshays" (who knows what the actually means).

At day time they 'hang' around westfield malls and drive around in their shitty 4 seater cars (they're usually p-platers) with at least 8 people in it, honking their horn at any girl they see walking. (I know i tend to avoid them)

Usually filthy hair and shitty hair cuts with rats tails.

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Normal Kid "Yo, did you go to ____'s party the other night? I heard that some lad fucking taged his/her FLOOR!"
western sydney Lad "Oh man! I did that! aww, so fricken eshays brah. I gotta go to Penriff and walk around like i'm about to fuckin rape some girl that's in the change rooms at canturbury brah, even though i can't afford shit there"
Normal kid "=/ go fuck yourself."
by chuck eyyyy May 21, 2008
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wasted

Slang for getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol, marijuana or the sort

or

Slang for get shot to death or murdered.
Jim: Why isn't John at school today?
Tim: You didn't hear he got wasted yesterday.
Jim: Awesome so typical of John.
Tim: How is that awesome when one of our classmates died.
Jim: Huh?
Tim: He got wasted as in he got shot to death.
Jim: Wait doesn't wasted mean drinking a shitload of alcohol until your drunk?
Tim: This is confusing, who the fuck gave this word two completely different meanings!!!!!!!!!
by phiyuku April 20, 2010
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Wester

Someone who comes from an area in Bristol, UK. This area has a bit of a reputation for being rough and is associated with breaking the law and unsocial behavior.
Your such a wester!
he looks like a dirty wester!
Im not parking my car there, its full of westers!
by LUKECOOPER April 28, 2009
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Western Wednesday

Any Wednesday night at WWU, a typical university where the letter "A" is more commonly followed by "lcohol" than by "+."
Bro: Dude, guess what day it is...
Party slut: Wednesday in the middle of finals week?
Bro: No silly. It's WESTERN WEDNESDAY!
Party slut: Oh, silly me. Lets get CRUNK and HOOK UP!
by tahwwhat March 18, 2009
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Korean Boy Wasted

Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.
by The GodFader October 5, 2011
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westnedge

the process licking out seepage from another person's butt hole.
Chad helped Luke out with his itchy butt by giving him a westnedge
by Rec Tumnus April 28, 2010
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wasted wank

When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited
I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank
by Djc2508 January 16, 2014
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