Fairy Wench

The heart of a sweet fairy, the mind of a feisty wench.

Play nice, and Fairy Wench will bake you cookies. Be mean, and you shall meet up with her spork.

by Fairy Wench March 31, 2009

Bench-Wench

A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from head to toe.

Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!

Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!

by Mattlex March 24, 2009

Trench Wench

Trench Wench: A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found front row at Marianas Trench concerts(aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.
'Band slut' is NOT a simile for a Trench Wench.

Person 1:"I saw a girl beat up a couple of Ninjas, then go to a Marianas trench concert"

Person 2: "That, my friend, is what you call a trench wench"

by Trench Wench July 5, 2010

Busty Wench

An old pirate saying, usually referring to a prostitute or a skimpy clad lass. Busty wench refers to them having large breasts.

"See that busty wench being o'er there"
"Yaaargh she be having large lovebuckets"

by Fearny14 November 3, 2008

Sammich Wench

A female who makes sammiches. A sammich wench (sometimes shortened to sammwench) is often a woman who is under the impression that she has liberty, but who is truly enslaved by a hungry male friend.

I once had a Sammich wench. But then one day I sent her to the store for more bread, and she was never seen again.

by Duchess WINston. July 8, 2011

whoreish wench

A woman (or plurally a group of women) that are just over dignified and stuck-up.

Jon- Hey man did you see Christi turn him down like that?
Jacob- Psh, yea she is such a whoreish wench.

or
Jon- Hey did you see those girls walk by like they owned the place?
Jacob- Yea, they are just a bunch of whoreish wenches.

by themanwiththeham October 21, 2009

Wet Wench

When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.

Oh you think that dutch oven was funny get a load of my wet wench.

by clinexani December 19, 2013