waddler

A person whose obesity makes walking with a normal stride impossible, so that the person must wobble from side to side like a duck to go forward.

Did you see that waddler on the Maury Povich show this morning?

by Tabitha Catherine July 1, 2004

Waddletron

When an extremely fat woman waddles when walking.

Yo, greg check out that waddletron, she is so big.

by St33l T03 October 11, 2007

Waddup though

A term meaning whats up with you?

Waddup though nigga?

by Adrian November 5, 2004

waddage

The act of using wadded up public toilet or restaurant paper towels when your period starts suddenly in public and you have no tampons or kotex.

Jill resorted to waddage when her period started at Denny's.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Waddupskee

An uncommon greeting, only to be spoken by people with ungodly talent. If said by someone unworthy, yellow balloons will burst from the cranium of the one who speaks it, like bubblegum popping from the mouth of the coolest girl ever.

Waddupskee, weirdo?

by Jaysin xD August 14, 2011

waydrn

ackronym for "what are you doing right now"

hey man, its 11:30. waydrn?

by aznchoiboi8 November 30, 2005

poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006