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acid washed jeans

n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.

Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"

Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 15, 2008
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Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick
This bird is totally dick washed
by manolv October 23, 2017
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Washer's fee

The loose coinage or dollars discovered within the washing machine or clothes dryer by the individual(s) tending the machines and/or laundry. (Money usually originates in the pockets of the clothes atricles being washed).
1. My sister black mailed me into doing her laundry for 2 months but the Washer's fee was grand!

2. "Man I could of swore I had like $5.00 bucks on me but it went missing!" "Bet it became Washer's fee dude."
by AJ632160 September 4, 2009
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washed up

when you find ariel the mermaid on the beach and you take that mermaid puss and toss her back into the ocean
by Ralph Ralph October 12, 2017
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Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer
by pete June 18, 2006
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washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.
"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"
by hola_anal August 18, 2013
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white washed

When someone who isn't white likes American (pop) culture. Usually used by people when they're shocked that one doesn't typically conform to their culture, like listening to music and watching movies in their native language.
Super Asian kid: You don't like Asian movies and songs?! You're so white washed!
Victim: Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean that I have to like the same thing as everyone else.
by not ur typical asian girl October 30, 2017
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