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chocolate wanking sticks

Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.
by Deirdre January 6, 2004
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wamping

This term is used to refer to canoeing that is unusually onerous and complicated due to any number of challenges such as strainers, shallow water, or too many portages. It is derived from the intense canoe passage traveled by and named for the Wampanoag Nation in Massachusetts.
Upon returning to civilization with a leech dangling from his ankle, dozens of mosquito bites and blood stained clothes, Sam's friends asked if he had just gone canoeing. "No, my friends, not canoeing. I have been wamping."
by flamingwhisper May 31, 2010
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wanking

To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.
Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.
by sexatron October 19, 2007
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Wanking Dead Dogs off

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.
"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"
by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008
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fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .
"all that fret wanking sounds shit"
by jess November 15, 2004
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Wanking

Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...
"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal"

"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
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wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 8, 2008
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