wank

the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.

I caught him wanking in the highway.

by sucker August 7, 2003

wank

Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.

1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

wank

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.

what a pile of wank!

by feiticeira December 16, 2002

wank

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

wank

British word for masturbating

Quit wanking off!

by Jewish April 1, 2003

wank

Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).

Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!

by CITA September 14, 2003

wank

1) British term referring to the male method of relieving sexual tension; esp. used by those males with no relationships

2) Masturbating

I was caught wanking in the showers at school.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman

by Wayne Kerr May 13, 2005