wank

the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.

I caught him wanking in the highway.

by sucker August 07, 2003

wank

Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.

1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*

by Anonymous February 09, 2003

wank

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.

what a pile of wank!

by feiticeira December 16, 2002

wank

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

by USAF Cadet March 05, 2021

wank

Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).

Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!

by CITA September 14, 2003

wank

British word for masturbating

Quit wanking off!

by Jewish April 01, 2003

wank

1) British term referring to the male method of relieving sexual tension; esp. used by those males with no relationships

2) Masturbating

I was caught wanking in the showers at school.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman

by Wayne Kerr February 24, 2005