Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

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Wapussi

When you finally get the big man to pull down those nice ass thicc trousers

"Dude last night the final boss on smashbros was that Wapussi, I came five times to it!"

by Wagirl May 7, 2018

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You’re acting like a Wamuski right now.

by CleeZzzuh October 23, 2022

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Wompus

Adjective:
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.

3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.

John: See those stairs?
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!

by mantabu July 18, 2011

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Wompus

Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.

Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!

by Sketch Ball December 26, 2010

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