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Rhythm Walking

A phenomenon that can be observed in people who listen to music with headphones while walking. The affected person will walk perfectly in time with the music they are listening to- often more quickly or slowly than they normally would, depending on the tempo of the music. They will oftentimes not even notice that they are doing this. To everyone else, they simply look as if they are either in a huge hurry to get somewhere or are incredibly tired and can barely walk. Rhythm Walking can affect virtually anybody, and is more common in people who listen to music with a pronounced drum beat.
"Hey, what's up with Frank? He was shuffling along really slowly just a minute ago, and now he's walking really fast."
"He's got headphones in. Must be rhythm walking."
by Darc Discordia December 30, 2009
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walking hangover

When a person begins to have hangover symptoms quickly after drinking alcoholic beverages, or while still drinking alcoholic beverages.
I've only drank 7 beers, but I'm starting to get a headache, I think I'm getting a walking hangover."
by boxvic July 29, 2010
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walking home

Meaning a term of self pleasure since being miss read as "wanking time"
Hay what you doing after school

Walking home, want to join me?

No, really no thanks
by GrimReader1234 April 30, 2009
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Walsingham

the Walsingham is a fighting move perfected by students at rough schools, where by the attacker takes the victim's head and wacks it into a surface repeatedly.

the name comes from kate blanchett's first elizabeth movie (1998) where the queen's servant "Walsingham" (played by geofrey rush) sends a spy disguised as a page boy to keep an eye on his catholic enemys.

the boy is found out and the catholic who is being spyed on takes the boy's head and smashes it in to a rock repeatedly saying " Walsingham is your master, Walsingham, Walsingham!"
"when i was 6 this kid ethan had a crush on me, he used to turn around in his seat to stare at me, tell me he loved me, etc. so i did a Walsingham on him into the sand pit."

"we should Walsingham that kid so bad".

"ever hear of a little thing called Walsingham? the victim's head is repeatedly smashed into a surface, me and my sister perfected it in our old waldorf school, and practiced on each other."
by nerd observer August 25, 2012
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walinga

An Australian slang term for one who masturbates excessively.
"Oy mate! No wonder your palms are hairy! You're a regular walinga!"
by Happy Vegemite June 15, 2008
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Walking the dinosaur

When a man walks or jogs, without wearing underwear, and his genetalia is visable.
It looks as if Johnny was out walking the dinosaur this morning.

Hey look that dude's walking the dinosaur!
by LouBalooga December 25, 2008
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walking the plank

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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