Windows 

One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.

The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!

Windows by kyle December 2, 2004

Windows 

Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap.

1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!!
2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out.
3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!?
4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least.
5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT!
6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe.

And finally...

7) DOS sucks.

And that's my two cents on Windows.

N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens.
Guy: No you don't.
N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol.
Guy: So suggest a better one.
N00b: Uh...um...DOS?
Guy: Die, bitch.

*Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*

Windows by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006

Windows 

An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.

My windows is so slow

Windows by huggybear4sh August 3, 2007

Windows 

only crashes because people are too retarded to use it

what the hell it crashed ??? why???

cause your a dumbass

Windows by a fag December 8, 2003

windows 

The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.

Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???"

Human:"NO !!!"

windows by stickywulf June 25, 2005

windows 

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

windows by Dave June 22, 2004

Windows 

1. Plural of "window," a glass enclosure in a wall permitting viewing of the surroundings outside of a building.

2. Operating system created for personal computers by Bill Gates and the team at Microsoft beginning in the 1980s as a graphical shell over their hugely successful MS-DOS operating system. Lambasted over the years for perceived inefficiency and insecurity that more often than not is the error of the operator, although some holes have been found and patched.

Now compatible with Macintosh computers bearing Intel processors thanks to Apple's Boot Camp.

Has come to the computing public in several iterations beginning with Windows 1.0 in 1985, and the most recent iteration is Windows Vista, already available to enterprise customers and set to be released to the public in January '07.

In the community, sources of lambasting are primarily Macintosh and Linux users, and sources of defense are primarily other Windows users.

Has been criticized for being the OS of choice for computer manufacturers and for "stealing" features from other operating systems.

My Mac is twice the computer it used to be now that it runs Windows!

Oh, just you wait until Windows Vista comes out! It'll pwn Mac OS X!

Windows by William the Mac User December 10, 2008