wandernaut

a know-it-all, frequent traveler. they will one up any travel story you've got because they've already been there, done that. they somehow always are in the first boarding group at the airport. they get upgrades at their hotels. you hate them. but secretly wish you were them.

"No shit, you've already been to Dominica?" Because you're a wandernaut, I thought in my head. Of course you've been there before me.

by surbeelee April 16, 2014

Wandersong

A musical platforming adventure game with an emotional story. Play as a silly bard and use music to interact with everything on a journey around the world. Along the way you'll explore, solve puzzles, and meet a huge cast of characters!

Generic gamer dude: "Hey have you heard about Wandersong?"

by OwUwO June 23, 2020

Watcha Watering

What are you peeing on?

Person 1: Watcha watering?
Person 2: Oh, just some flowers!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010

Wongering

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

by Softserve November 5, 2014

fandering

Pandering to fans, i.e., incorporating otherwise unnecessary or unrelated things into a medium in order to please its fans.

Putting Chewbacca in Episode III was so unnecessary, George Lucas was just fandering.

by teenyw May 30, 2005

Great Wakering

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.

I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.

by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009