The Vulcan

The Vulcan is a sexual practice in which two fingers are placed in the vagina and the other two fingers on the same hand are placed in the anus with the hand doing the Vulcan sign as a result

Awww dude, this girl was so hot I took her home and gave her the Vulcan

by Neo1875 March 24, 2011

vulgar display of power

A punch to the face that is administered with such force that shockwaves ripple through the victim's skin. If done correctly, it also has a time-slowing effect. Named for an awesome Pantera album, the cover of which displays an ideal vulgar display of power (abbreviated VPD).

I couldn't stand that punk's constant whining, so I gave him a vulgar display of power. Now he's dead.

by b33ftink October 7, 2007

Be vulcan

To instruct someone to think logically and not to blinded by human emotion.

Paul: Danielle keeps messing me around bruv! what do u think i should do?

Josh: Be Vulcan

by Infidel_92 July 8, 2010

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

The vulcan

Two in the Pink, two in the stink. Then begin to do the Vulcan greeting sign from Star Trek. Use your thumb for the clit.

Here comes the Vulcan.... Oh, you like it when Spock says hello, dont you!

by Hereitcomes September 19, 2006

Vulgarities

Vulgarity-iesTake all the most repulsive, rude and crude things you and your grandmother can think of and you have vulgarities...

1. coarseness, crudeness, crudity, in-decorum, indelicacy, ribaldry, rudeness, suggestiveness

2. bad taste, gaudiness, grossness, lacking refinement, tastelessness, tawdriness

3. boorish, coarse, loutish, oafish, rough, rude, and uncouth

1. Rusty Warren was famous for her vulgarities and irreverence.

2. I hate the vulgarities of drive ins.

3. For all his many and apparent vulgarities, Chris had a certain raw charm to Ann, my friend.

by aDIYguy December 5, 2010

Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008