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9_volt88

An annoying SJW autist with a Koopa avatar who trolls gamers on Twitter, making intelligent remarks as "heh gamers" and "games aren't art", among other observations. He is fond of screencapping tweets out of context to make all gamers (especially GamerGate supporters) to make it appear that they're all sexist assholes.

Like other internet goons, 9_volt is a gigantic whiteknight for feminist frauds like Anita Sarkeesian, Brianna Wu and Zoe Quinn. He is also an Xbot who owns, among other things, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 and Call of Duty: Ghosts.
"If you see a turtle avatar on Twitter making condescending remarks about gamers, you've been visited by 9_volt88!"
by Wendy's RPG Agent May 3, 2017
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Voldy

The nickname of Voldemort, the ugly, nose-less villian of the Harry Potter series, who kills people because mummy didn't love him (or anyone else).
Voldy is so clingy. He hides on the back of people's heads, in their diarys, and pretends to be their baby.
by This Is The Pseudonym January 8, 2017
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Alec Volturi

Alec Volturi is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's The Twilight Saga. He first appeared in New Moon. He is Jane's twin brother. Together, the twins became the most offensive weapon of the Volturi.

Alec is mostly described to be the nice twin but he's actually not. He works quietly and keeps to himself, studying every attack of the enemy, analyzing on when to give out his attack. Among the family and the guards, he is the least apathetic of them all. He's kind of animated in some way, as the books says, he was the one who teased Jane and Edward in New Moon. I noticed also that he was smiling most of the time in Chapter 21, Verdict. Alec has very dark brown hair, lips less full as his sister's and the same red eyes like the rest of human blood-drinking vampires. He looks gorgeous indeed and will make every girl drop dead at the sight of him. Alec has the common abilities a vampire has, speed, strength, und so weiter. His gift though, is extremely powerful. While her sister induces pain and can only concentrate on one person, his gift is the exact opposite, the antidote. His special ability is to cut off one's senses and he can also do this to a multiple number of people. This power is in the form a misty gray haze.

In the book it was said that Alec and Jane looked like 13 year olds, but in the movie, they were portrayed by Cameron Bright, then 16, and Dakota Fanning, 15...
-A normal scenario from school-
Guy#1: Hey, who's that Alec Volturi guy on your page?
Me: My husband. Duh.
Guy#2: *raises his eyebrows* Eh? Where's he from?
Me: Italy. Duh.
Guy#1: Duh, what book?
Me: OH! New Moon :->
Guy#1: Ahh...
Me: 8->8->8-> COOL! YOU'RE INTESRESTED!

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Oh My Alec Volturi! Curse your gorgeousness :((
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You're Alec Volturi, Renesmee's husband right? :->
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Alec Volturi, marry me.
by Team Reneslec January 30, 2010
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.
"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."
by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007
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Voltron

Voltron was an 80’s cartoon, now on Netflix, about some teenagers transported from Earth to become pilots for robotic lions to fight in an intergalactic war. The Paladins of Voltron must learn to work as a team to assemble the robot Voltron and use its power to conquer the Galra Empire.

Let’s start with the space dad and his name is Shiro. Head of Voltron, lookin’ fly. Shiro the hero. Super stressed and needs some rest, I’m sure you all know.
Lover boy, his name is Lance. He is very handsome. Sparkling, our sharpshooter puts on a good show. Razzle dazzle. Finger guns and puns. Beautiful.

10,000 years Allura’s rockin’ it. Still lookin’ good and fighting back.
Coran is still a gorgeous man. Space uncle rockin’ the mustache.
Mullet head, his name is Keith and he’s so “emo”. Loner boy and samurai. He’s quick, watch him go. Jealousy, thy name is Keith.
Genius kid is known as Pidge and not a trainee. Never underestimate, they’re small but mighty. Technology is all they need to pull a felony.
Last but not least, leg of Voltron. He’s the sweetest. Goes by “Hunk” and may blow chunks, but he’a the strongest. Culinary master, engineer, multitalented!
Friend: “Hey, what’s Voltron?”
Me: “Don’t watch it, it’ll hurt you.”
by EmoGurl931 January 3, 2019
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Voltron season 7

The season that literally pushed a fandom to completely say fuck you to the cannon and make an entire god damn “fannon” reboot withe everything the show wasn’t.
I literally did not think that a show could push its fans to collectively say fuck it I’ll do it myself but Voltron season 7 somehow managed
by I will not give you my name August 17, 2018
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mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.
-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.
by davey January 25, 2004
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