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Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!
by nigrajones July 18, 2011
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Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well
by Jesus:]:] February 5, 2020
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Voldemorting

The act of using (preferably ever-changing, but still understandable in context) euphemisms for the topic of an online discussion, so that said discussion cannot easily be found with any search tool.
Don't bother searching for criticism of that guy; his fans harass everyone who does it so they're all Voldemorting him.
by EmbiggenedJ June 1, 2022
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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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Voldemort

(Noun) A person you completely regret sleeping with and whose name must consequently never be spoken out loud again.
Remember that time Shannon hooked up with that total Voldemort? I tried to stop her but she was too drunk to listen.
by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017
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Pulling a Voldemort

Pulling a Voldemort can be defined as being fucked over (by a girl named Sydney) on more than one occasion and being cheated on for someone less attractive than you. The one who pulls the Voldemort then proceeds to downgrade so severely that they rot into a state of "less than dogshit" importance.
She was caught Pulling a Voldemort and he ended up dating this 10/10 chick. Score!
by MephyPheles June 20, 2014
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voldemort

hey tabby have you spoke to voldemort recently

tabby: no he's been to busy trying to find a nose
by razzly jazzly April 8, 2021
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