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Vietnam War 

Imagine the American Revolutionary War but instead of 'Murica farmers with outdated technology against those almighty British Empire, it's basically inferior Asian rice farmers against salty 'Murica patriots who didn't win the Korean War but they get more salty after dropping from the War. Since America dropped from the war, did North Vietnam beat South Vietnam or Vietnam beat America?
Aw man! Can't believe the China Vietnam War'ed Hong Kong protesters, can't see what happen next!
Vietnam War by lmaobigsalt January 1, 2020
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vietnam flashback 

When you go down to eat out a girls strange, and get a flashback of a previous encounter with the hairiest pussy you ever saw, much like the dense brush of the jungles in Vietnam.
Yo Morgan what'd you end up doing last night with that Tess girl?
Man I went in to tame her and got a Vietnam flashback of my ex's gape!

vietnam flashback 

the face when having a bad time
Guy 1: dude whats with your face? It looks like a Vietnam Flashback
Guy 2: well my Dog Died
vietnam flashback by D4RK_P41N June 25, 2016

Vietnam Coma 

A Vietnam Coma is when you have too many Vietnam Flashbacks at once and you than undergo what top researchers call, The Vietnam Coma. Constant reminder of when your best buddies, back in NAM, walk up into the trench and than getting blown up by a land mine that was thrown by those darn soldiers.
Guy 1: Hey, can Guy 3 come out and get drinks with us?
Guy 2: Nah dude, Guy 3 is in a Vietnam Coma.
Guy 1: Oh jesus dude, what happened?
Guy 2: Got reminded of his platoon getting blown up, by a land mine.
Guy 1: I am so sorry.

Vietnam Cage

The Vietnam Cage is a secret sexual position. You may see it as the hidden boss at the end of a videogame.

The only way to know what a Vietnam Cage is is if someone did it to you beforehand. Only those who lived through the Vietnam Cage know what it's all about as it is indescribable.
Him: What was that, what you were doing at the end?
Her: It was a Vietnam Cage.

vietnam bush 

A woman with an overflow of pubes running from her vagina out of her panties.
Dude last night I took this girl home and she had the worst case of Vietnam bush. I feel so bad for my grandpa!!!!
vietnam bush by Kills kee July 20, 2017

Vietnam Greeting

The act of shaking another's hand with your own piss/liquid covered hand.
Yeah I just walked out of the bathroom and gave Jeff the Vietnam Greeting.