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Blue Veined Flute

"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."
by Richy Boy September 7, 2005
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Blue Veined Junket Pumper

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.
"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"
by Old No7 March 4, 2008
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venezuela

BEAUTIFUL country... but... a fucker for a president.. let's get real and stop listening to nateddi he/she is a fucker and a liar, probably getting paid by the government for supporting them!
Eres una muerta/o de hambre maldita/o puta/o!!!!!!!!!!!! Sabes que son unos tramposos!!!!!!! y tambien sabes q solo le vas a chavez porque te da real!!!!! ya lo van a pagar! y yo me voy a reir cuando se los lleven a todos presos!!!! ASESINOSSSSS!!!!!!!!
by FUERAcHAVEZ!!!!!! October 7, 2004
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mons veneris

The mons veneris is quite the nice place to rest one's head upon.
by placebo September 27, 2005
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Venesha

She is a beautiful and loving human being. The friend that everyone needs and wants. She's got a great sense of humor, and if you don't know her, you might just think that she's odd, but she's more than that. She's the good listener that you need in your weakest moments. She's the lighthearted pal that you need when trying to stay calm. She's the steady minded person that you need moments before you give in to your desires. She laughs off everything, but carries a heavy heart for the love of those around her. She acts as if nothing bothers her, but the care she has for you if you get to know her is like none other. And, Venesha is the slow one. She is slow to act and slow to figure things out, but she's driven to still find her way.
"Dude, hurry up. What's taking you so long? Don't be a Venesha."
by yeahyeahyeah89 June 10, 2019
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Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!
Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.
by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020
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Venezuelan Pit Stop

An adaptation of the famous Irish Pit Stop, this feat is not to be undertaken by the faint of heart.

After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.
Craig: I tried the Venezuelan Pit Stop on my first date last night, she’s actually coming back for more!

Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order
by sallysucks1337 May 14, 2022
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